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IG: kelasaur

Booze, Boobs, and Burritos


i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

(via whitelinesandwhiskey)


my dog looks like a little demon but tonight was peaceful 🌃



i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(Source: veiny, via marrrnuhx0)


M.O.W, Smiled so bright 



if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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  • 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood